real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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