So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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