yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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