I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You're like the curious george of whores
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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