nut hugger
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think people are normalizing furries
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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