What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Let's get the cat blown out
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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