I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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