Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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