I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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