just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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