I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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