my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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