"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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