Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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