Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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