have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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