Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
