playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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