i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
