i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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