My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it glows. i had to have it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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