I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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