You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
