I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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