...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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