love makes seman taste better
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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