"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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