i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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