When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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