Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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