so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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