My room smells like vodka and shame
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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