You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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