thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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