I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You work out of a Hotel?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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