During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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