Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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