from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I need moral support for this bender
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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