im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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