he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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