Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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