I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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