Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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