yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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