I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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