Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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