Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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