it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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