pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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