That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
this will be a night to untag.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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