why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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