I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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