Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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