Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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