Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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