Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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