would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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