her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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