yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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