if only i could text you this smell
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
