Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
